The Fetish Alphabet

I’ve been wanting to make a fetish alphabet for some time now, so I decided to sit down and write a poem.

I really want to do more with it, so what do you guys think? Should I illustrate it, narrate on audio or make a video? Let me know below!

The AlphaFet

When you’re exploring the kinky world of fetish

You need to take care or you might well regret it

You shouldn’t be risky, it’s not a safe bet

Join me as we learn our fetish alphabet

Asphyxiation can be breathtaking during consensual edge play,

Bondage leaves you all tied up with your power taken away,

Cuckolds watch their beau’s get fucked whilst being told they’re second best,

DDLG is for age players who just want to be daddy’s little princess,

Enema fans like to fill or be filled with liquid until they pop

Foot fetishists like socks and shoes and soles and toes and tops

Granny fuckers like their gals with wrinkles on their wrinkles

Hair enthusiasts get off on pubes, in droves or sometimes sprinkles,

Inflatable fans like to squeak and cum and bounce around ‘til they explode

Jerk off instructions from a goddess will help you blow your load

Knismolagnia is very hard to say but it’s really quite a tickle

Lyssophilia is when you get aroused from getting angry and in a pickle

Masturbation is quite lonesome when one’s playing with oneself

We’re halfway through and already you are considering it yourself

Nymphomaniacs just love to fuck, they cannot get enough

Orgasm denial is popular but can be really tough!

Phallophilia is when you crave to ride a big fat bone

Queening fans like to offer up their faces as a throne

Raptophilia is a bit rapey without pre-planned consent.

Sissification is when your gender is forcibly made bent.

Tentacle porn is a fantasy usually linked with hentai

Urophilia is for watersports with a girl or with a guy

Vampirism is self explanatory and a saucy little bite

WAM is an abbreviation for a wet and messy delight

Xenophilia is when foreigners make your loins ache and sigh

Yeastiality is for kinksters who enjoy fucking pies

Zelophila is when you’re so jealous you could cum

And with that final letter the AlphaFet is done.